1. MORE BRAVE POLICE REACTIONS

    gh0stick:

    faggotuscolosseus:

    Yeah the Duckerd is me /no shame

    I REALLY LIKE THIS SHOW…

    gfdsgdfs yep.

  2. zimiestef: floresgratiae: striderprovider: littlepuddle: semii-colon: outerspacecake: turianbutts: editoress: kar-alorade: mamieshepard: dr-solus: “Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.)) “Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”  Oh…  “With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.” Okay… “Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?” … Dagnabbit, Frankenstein. “In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.” well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting. “‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“ UH EXCUSE ME Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY ” There. Can you… Still move it? ”i.. amnot sure how to take thisl0l  “Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.” wow rude “In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.”  whoa hot stuff  “Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.” This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide. “We’re running out of ways of using the water up.” Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means “But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it might also be noble to pretend you do not notice them, so they will not be embarrassed.”Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Snicket, although I don’t know whether this is particularly good advice in this context.

    zimiestef:

    floresgratiae:

    striderprovider:

    littlepuddle:

    semii-colon:

    outerspacecake:

    turianbutts:

    editoress:

    kar-alorade:

    mamieshepard:

    dr-solus:

    “Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

    “Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

    Oh… 

    “With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

    Okay…

    “Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

    … Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

    “In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

    well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

    “‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

    UH EXCUSE ME

    Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

    ” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

    i.. am
    not sure how to take this
    l0l 

    “Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

    wow rude

    “In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 

    whoa hot stuff 

    “Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”

    This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

    “We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”

    Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

    “But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it might also be noble to pretend you do not notice them, so they will not be embarrassed.”

    Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Snicket, although I don’t know whether this is particularly good advice in this context.

  3. sociallyunacceptableart: Sooooo yeah this girl ships her self with who I think is starscream? But obviously she has no idea how big a transformer is…. I feel like I should point out that the girl in this pic isn’t an OC, it’s Alexis from the Transformers Armada series. :T http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alexis check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self

    sociallyunacceptableart:

    Sooooo yeah this girl ships her self with who I think is starscream? But obviously she has no idea how big a transformer is….

    I feel like I should point out that the girl in this pic isn’t an OC, it’s Alexis from the Transformers Armada series. :T

     http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alexis
     
    check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self

  4. Reblog With an Irrational Fear

    absolutelybrochelle:

    chicagoted:

    amy-face:

    aprilspink:

    Crabs, fish being near me

    kneecaps, wasps, sharp things going near my eye, being alone in the dark or being home alone

    Things being near my neck.

    Though really is that irrational? I think not. That’s being PREPARED.

    Pigs

    And mosquito eaters

    Mosquito eaters aka Craneflies.

    Fun fact; they don’t actually eat mosquitos (or anything once they reach maturity) and only exist to mate and feed insectivores and freak me the fuck out.

    (Source: crudemattr)

  5. I guess I’ll just continue to accidentally post transformers in drag on my personal blog

    nbd

  6. Recent revamp of an old character.

    Recent revamp of an old character.

  7. Thoughts on episode Flying mind

    11stormsurge11:

    Im bored on Homeschool so im doing this.

    When i saw Bulkhead beating SS without knowing he was a clone i was like

    When i found out it was a clone:

    And when i saw Airachnid freeze:

    Outside:

    Inside:

    And now that i’ve seen the preview for “Tunnel Vision” im all like:

    Yay!


    This was “Armada” not “Flying Mind”

    Just a heads up

  8. what iS HAPPENING

    what iS HAPPENING

  9. Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!

    youu-da-amazayn:

    surrealmelody:

    the-lunar-alchemist:

    -purplenurples:

    I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.

    holy fucking cow tits did that just happen 

    now im gonna turn my laptop on just so i can try this :L

    (Source: iloveyourhumor)

  10. zimiestef:

    biggering-my-petticoat:

    soda-float:

    story length - 2 seasons of 24 episodes
    genre - magical girl
    your character - the tsundere
    your lover - the smartass
    the climax - you confront your nemesis
    the ending - happy mainstream ending

    this is too perfect
    this needs to be a real series idc

    Story length: 69 episodes
    Genre: Comedy
    My character:The moe icon
    My lover: The otaku
    The Climax: You find out your lover is a crossdresser
    The ending: Your crush confesses love for you

    story length: 25 episodes

    genre: school life

    your character: the cold one

    your lover: the classy pervert

    the climax: your lover becomes a zombie in a zombie apocalypse

    the ending: you become god

    story length: 1 ova

    genre: comedy

    your character: the zombie

    your lover: the classy pervert

    the climax: your lover becomes a zombie in the zombie apocylpyse

    the ending: your lover gets hit by a car



    I
    wow. 

    (Source: gasaii)

  11. usb-dongle:

    By the way I don’t even officially celebrate Easter since I am a filthy heathen atheist

    I just enjoy doing things on holidays with my family

    and egg hunting is the shit

  12. sociallyunacceptableart: FUCK player/npc villager otp

    sociallyunacceptableart:

    FUCK

    player/npc villager otp

  13. crowable: ohmyachingsushi: suavebadass: misha-bawlins: cas-sexual: boazpriestly: trucy: vickybit: Ahahahaha WHELP TIME TO BUY COFFEES AT STARBUCKS ERRYDAY NOW starbucks is the only coffee i drink score Guess I’m gonna buy a ton of scones and muffins from them now. LOL good luck with the petition Starbucks is the best buying a huge breakfast at starbucks tomorrow on the way to work aww yeah OVERPRICED COFFEES FOR EVERYONE I think I’m in the mood for a hot chocolate and a vanilla scone right about now. did someone say venti caramel frappuccino?

    crowable:

    ohmyachingsushi:

    suavebadass:

    misha-bawlins:

    cas-sexual:

    boazpriestly:

    trucy:

    vickybit:

    Ahahahaha WHELP

    TIME TO BUY COFFEES AT STARBUCKS ERRYDAY NOW

    starbucks is the only coffee i drink score

    Guess I’m gonna buy a ton of scones and muffins from them now.

    LOL good luck with the petition

    Starbucks is the best

    buying a huge breakfast at starbucks tomorrow on the way to work aww yeah

    OVERPRICED COFFEES FOR EVERYONE

    I think I’m in the mood for a hot chocolate and a vanilla scone right about now.

    did someone say venti caramel frappuccino?

  14. I can always tell when my offline life is going to become a world of shit


    by how many of my favourite fanfictions get updated with increasing frequency

  15. ericksondias: Scumbag universe I had to reblog, if only for the second one.

    ericksondias:

    Scumbag universe


    I had to reblog, if only for the second one.