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Apr 14 '13

megatronstarscream:

jm347-class-03-k64-firefly:

Best Frienemies.

One of my fave things in Transformers is all the different reasonings various writers come up with for this very phenomenon

Except for Animated. They didn’t even try in animated. They just made Starscream immortal and left it at that.

307 notes (via megatronstarscream & jm347-class-03-k64-firefly)Tags: wow am i actually reblogging something wow thats amazing

Mar 10 '13
melissasoup:


I’m only really noticing how brave the protagonists of Silent Hill are. I’d consider Harry, Heather and Murphy the bravest out of the lot. Harry, because of his determination to save his daughter. Heather, because she went after Claudia, knowing hell would be waiting for her. Murphy, because he refuses to allow the town to break him and keeps fighting on. To approach hell with such ambitions would require a lot of strength.

Except for James, who is a bumbling doofus.

And Henry, who was just really really high.

melissasoup:

I’m only really noticing how brave the protagonists of Silent Hill are. I’d consider Harry, Heather and Murphy the bravest out of the lot. Harry, because of his determination to save his daughter. Heather, because she went after Claudia, knowing hell would be waiting for her. Murphy, because he refuses to allow the town to break him and keeps fighting on. To approach hell with such ambitions would require a lot of strength.

Except for James, who is a bumbling doofus.

And Henry, who was just really really high.

(Source: silent-hill-confessions)

124 notes (via melissasoup & silent-hill-confessions)

Dec 22 '12
mmmy brother asked me to draw him a pokemon
i asked what kind
he said “landorus”
i don’t even know what the fuck a landorus is except it looks like a genie and part of a legendary three i dunno lol
also its got clouds and shit idk anyway here is a landorus

mmmy brother asked me to draw him a pokemon

i asked what kind

he said “landorus”

i don’t even know what the fuck a landorus is except it looks like a genie and part of a legendary three i dunno lol

also its got clouds and shit idk anyway here is a landorus

5 notes Tags: pokemon landorus i'm probably spelling it wrong but /i don't care/ what even is it supposed to be abundance pokemon what the fuck does that /mean/

Dec 14 '12

3 notes (via cosmicnaut)Tags: watching people get into tfp is really delightful

Oct 2 '12

that post was meant to go into dragformers 

1 note Tags: it keeps happening

Sep 7 '12
jayffles:

When did Starscream get back to the ship?

He took a remote control for the Harbringer’s groundbridge with him when he went to the Antarctic.

jayffles:

When did Starscream get back to the ship?

He took a remote control for the Harbringer’s groundbridge with him when he went to the Antarctic.

5 notes (via jayffles)

Jul 16 '12
sinusoidalsoup:

smelltheashes:

bemusedlybespectacled:

bohemianarthouse:

This is a page from one of the Comic-Con Jesus Freaks pamphlets. At least they got one thing right. Twilight is Satan’s work for sure. 

These people do realize that lycanthropy and vampirism don’t exist, right? And what the fuck’s wrong with cyberpunk or postmodernism?

If all these are gateway drugs to Satan, I’m kinda fucked, considering I participate heavily in a few of them.
…Wait, I don’t believe in Satan…
(Point about Twilight, though)
Also: YOGA?
I NEED TO GET LIMBER TO LEAD THE ARMY OF THE DAMNED

LISTEN TO WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS YOU ABOUT CYBERPUNK AND RAVES.
Also, don’t “take part” in backmasking? Really? Are these people even aware of what backmasking is, or do they just think it’s some unholy magic Marilyn Manson infuses in his songs?

Why the fuck did they only single out Twilight films??

sinusoidalsoup:

smelltheashes:

bemusedlybespectacled:

bohemianarthouse:

This is a page from one of the Comic-Con Jesus Freaks pamphlets. At least they got one thing right. Twilight is Satan’s work for sure. 

These people do realize that lycanthropy and vampirism don’t exist, right? And what the fuck’s wrong with cyberpunk or postmodernism?

If all these are gateway drugs to Satan, I’m kinda fucked, considering I participate heavily in a few of them.

…Wait, I don’t believe in Satan…

(Point about Twilight, though)

Also: YOGA?

I NEED TO GET LIMBER TO LEAD THE ARMY OF THE DAMNED

LISTEN TO WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS YOU ABOUT CYBERPUNK AND RAVES.

Also, don’t “take part” in backmasking? Really? Are these people even aware of what backmasking is, or do they just think it’s some unholy magic Marilyn Manson infuses in his songs?

Why the fuck did they only single out Twilight films??

459 notes (via melissasoup & bohemianarthouse)Tags: also fornication lol don't like specify or anything just no sex ever

Jul 8 '12
applebeansokay:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mogatrat:

Take note, developers! Make sure that you take control away from the player if you must have a cutscene, otherwise this could happen to your horror game!

lmfao

why would you want them to do that

what are you talking about, this just makes it even more immersive.if I had a shitload of zombies running at me in the middle of the night, I’d probably do this too ok

applebeansokay:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mogatrat:

Take note, developers! Make sure that you take control away from the player if you must have a cutscene, otherwise this could happen to your horror game!

lmfao

why would you want them to do that

what are you talking about, this just makes it even more immersive.

if I had a shitload of zombies running at me in the middle of the night, I’d probably do this too ok

3,485 notes (via cortnan & mogatrat)Tags: hey it would confuse them at least maybe

Jun 7 '12

misterdiddums:

nejikage:

lithharbor:

adorkablesofa:

siyome:

underthesamestar:

MARRIED

EVERYONE IS GETTING MARRIED NOW

All aboard the married train.

guys look at my fucking post i love everyone

FSGDFGFDH


married


anniversary

21,191 notes (via crowable & lithharbor)Tags: whoops had to fix something sorry about the repost??

Jun 4 '12
lukethreepwood:

thosepaperscut:

eldritch-abomination:

miss-cutiepatootie:

thecarefree:

duskandshiverrrr:

TW: Pedophilia, sexual predation
elphabas-theme:

artisticprincess:

silkpanties:


nationalpost:
Teens staging online predator stings dressed as Batman draw RCMP attentionMounties are investigating three B.C. teenage boys who posed as underage girls online, lured men to meet them for sex then confronted the accused sexual predators dressed as superheroes.The shenanigans were videotaped and posted in recent weeks on YouTube, under the title To Troll a Predator.One video features what the boys describe as a 44-year-old male who was seeking to perform oral sex on a 15-year-old girl. The video shows screen grabs of the online chat, dated Nov. 5, and the agreement to meet at a Tim Hortons.The video then cuts to footage of a man dressed as Batman, speaking in a Cookie Monster-esque voice, claiming to be with B.C.’s “Chilliwack Police Department.”“We have caught you talking to a 15-year-old girl online,” the caped crusader says to the nervous-sounding man.

oh my god

Canada

Bravo.


bless

Best.

oh my



Imagine being that asshole, and you show up, and Batman is there.
And he’s waiting for you.
BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU.

When I first saw one of these videos I nearly had a heart attack because it was right by my younger brothers’ elementary school playground. :T

lukethreepwood:

thosepaperscut:

eldritch-abomination:

miss-cutiepatootie:

thecarefree:

duskandshiverrrr:

TW: Pedophilia, sexual predation

elphabas-theme:

artisticprincess:

silkpanties:

nationalpost:

Teens staging online predator stings dressed as Batman draw RCMP attention
Mounties are investigating three B.C. teenage boys who posed as underage girls online, lured men to meet them for sex then confronted the accused sexual predators dressed as superheroes.

The shenanigans were videotaped and posted in recent weeks on YouTube, under the title To Troll a Predator.

One video features what the boys describe as a 44-year-old male who was seeking to perform oral sex on a 15-year-old girl. The video shows screen grabs of the online chat, dated Nov. 5, and the agreement to meet at a Tim Hortons.

The video then cuts to footage of a man dressed as Batman, speaking in a Cookie Monster-esque voice, claiming to be with B.C.’s “Chilliwack Police Department.”

“We have caught you talking to a 15-year-old girl online,” the caped crusader says to the nervous-sounding man.

oh my god

Canada

Bravo.

bless

Best.

oh my

Imagine being that asshole, and you show up, and Batman is there.

And he’s waiting for you.

BATMAN IS WAITING FOR YOU.

When I first saw one of these videos I nearly had a heart attack because it was right by my younger brothers’ elementary school playground. :T

7,806 notes (via lukethreepwood & nationalpost)Tags: batman be blessed

Jun 2 '12

jenkristo:

In Prime Season 2 Armada when Starscream was searching for energon in a certain ship, was that ship half of the Harbinger? If not, what ship was it from where?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtxqpLNdE4

Yes, it is; the Harbinger was split in two, one piece buried under ground and the other  resting against a cliff-face or something. Arachnid and Starscream in “Partners” were both at the first portion of the ship, before Starscream (reluctantly) supplied coordinates to the second half (where the Immobilizer was).

Although the question remains why, precisely, didn’t Starscream know that there was no energon aboard the ship if he’d found the second half at an earlier date, and why he left the Immobilizer behind during his first search instead of taking it with him.

3 notes (via jenkristo)Tags: unless of course he'd been hoarding energon and the immobilizer aboard the ship which means that he'd been plotting against megatron even before megs returned from his three-year dark energon run in space although that's hardly a surprise of course he could've simply known it's wherabouts without having gone looking for the second half in person but somehow that seems a little unlikely considering he tends to prefer being thorough

May 25 '12

MORE BRAVE POLICE REACTIONS

gh0stick:

faggotuscolosseus:

Yeah the Duckerd is me /no shame

I REALLY LIKE THIS SHOW…

gfdsgdfs yep.

5 notes (via gh0stick & faggotuscolosseus)Tags: best show BEST SHOW

May 23 '12
zimiestef:

floresgratiae:

striderprovider:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 
Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”i.. amnot sure how to take thisl0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”
wow rude

“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 
whoa hot stuff 

“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”
This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

“We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”
Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

“But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it might also be noble to pretend you do not notice them, so they will not be embarrassed.”Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Snicket, although I don’t know whether this is particularly good advice in this context.

zimiestef:

floresgratiae:

striderprovider:

littlepuddle:

semii-colon:

outerspacecake:

turianbutts:

editoress:

kar-alorade:

mamieshepard:

dr-solus:

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))

“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;” 

Oh… 

“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his  strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”

Okay…

“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”

… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.

“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”

well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.

“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“

UH EXCUSE ME

Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY

” There. Can you… Still move it? ”

i.. am
not sure how to take this
l0l 

“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out the window into the back garden.”

wow rude

“In this chapter, we are going to add a few more instruments to our song.” 

whoa hot stuff 

“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family is your best bet.”

This is what I get for having the Zombie Survival Guide.

“We’re running out of ways of using the water up.”

Dammit Karl, I’m not sure what that means

“But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it might also be noble to pretend you do not notice them, so they will not be embarrassed.”

Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Snicket, although I don’t know whether this is particularly good advice in this context.

16,029 notes (via zimiestef & your-savior-amon)

May 22 '12
sociallyunacceptableart:

Sooooo yeah this girl ships her self with who I think is starscream? But obviously she has no idea how big a transformer is….

I feel like I should point out that the girl in this pic isn’t an OC, it’s Alexis from the Transformers Armada series. :T http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alexis check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self

sociallyunacceptableart:

Sooooo yeah this girl ships her self with who I think is starscream? But obviously she has no idea how big a transformer is….

I feel like I should point out that the girl in this pic isn’t an OC, it’s Alexis from the Transformers Armada series. :T

 http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Alexis
 
check yo’ self before you wreck yo’ self

27 notes (via sociallyunacceptableart)Tags: unless she's actually convinced she is alexis because that's fucked uppp but not unheard of submission

May 16 '12

Reblog With an Irrational Fear

absolutelybrochelle:

chicagoted:

amy-face:

aprilspink:

Crabs, fish being near me

kneecaps, wasps, sharp things going near my eye, being alone in the dark or being home alone

Things being near my neck.

Though really is that irrational? I think not. That’s being PREPARED.

Pigs

And mosquito eaters

Mosquito eaters aka Craneflies.

Fun fact; they don’t actually eat mosquitos (or anything once they reach maturity) and only exist to mate and feed insectivores and freak me the fuck out.

(Source: entonfire)

13,103 notes (via cortnan & entonfire)Tags: and we get especially large ones here on the west coast since it's so humid